It's contest time!

So, apparently there is a contest to give Toronto a slogan so that it will be a world class city. I heard about this on Fark.com, so anyone who has heard of that site can see where this is going. (Fark is a comedy news site)

Here are some of the best:

1. Toronto: English enthusiasm, Scottish hospitality, Russian optimism, West Indian work ethics, Chinese hygiene and American cars. Diversity is our strength!
2. Toronto:Where transit comes to a stand still when it snows. Who knew it would snow in Canada in the winter.
3. Toronto: a city of identical neighbourhoods, each with a neat-sounding name.
4. Toronto: So much to see, no place to park.
5. 
   Toronto: Come check out our Os.

And finally, my personal favourite that will keep me laughing all day:

Toronto: Where the Leafs keep blowing until April