- On an Australian shopping cart, all wheels swivel 360 degrees, unlike only the front two in Canada. This makes it incredibly easy to maneuver in the store, but ridiculously difficult to unload if you've parked your car on even the gentlest of slopes. Also, not one of them has a broken wheel - unlike Canada where at least one broken wheel is mandatory.
- Aussies drive on the left, not the right. The gearshift however, has the same shift pattern as a Canadian car. This explains why I stalled the work van 13 times in a row without realizing I was in fifth gear and not first.
- Public transit sucks. If you think transit sucks in your city, live in Sydney for a week and you will realize just how lucky you really are. The last trains are at 11:30pm, and after that there is 1 bus per hour, which is so crowded a sardine has more space to move than you do.
- It's not Sprite, it's Lemonade
- According to Australia law, if the bartender gets someone drunk and he gets into a car accident it is partly the barman's fault. If something major happens (ie. Manslaughter etc.) the barman can actually go to jail for a percentage that the drunk is sentenced to, because it is partially his fault.
- Aussies are addicted to news. Between 5 and 8 you can watch nothing but news on 5 different channels. If three hours of news wasn't enough for you, every other commercial break has a news update. While writing this I've heard 2 updates and it's only been about 15 minutes.
- Tape is always, always called sticky tape. I haven't figured out what I would get if I just asked for tape because nobody seems to know what it is.
- If you ask for cream in your coffee you will get some of the weirdest looks from cafe workers. Nobody knows what it is or why it goes into coffee. There are, however, 9 different kinds of milk to choose from.
That's all for now, I'll try to keep thinking up some more.
4 comments:
How about the food. When I was in the UK the term Chips, Jackets, Red Sauce and Brown Sauce caught me. Very funny about driving, I would never even try a standard from the right side of the car, and how to you like the rear view mirror. Never seemed comfortable with it in the UK.
Wow Ryan
that must be so weird to drive a standard there.. i would be so confused..as u know htat doesnt take much..lol.
Hi there Ryan,
I too was in the UK about 5 years ago and loved it! Only problem was that it was so darned expensive that during the last three days there I had to eat nothing but bagels...lol. I'll never forget ordering a bowl of tomato soup in a restaurant and paying the equivalent of $11.00 Canadian funds........NUTS! The driving on the right side of the car was pretty neat...gotta love the taxi drivers there...LOL.
Auntie Moe
oooooh.....and let me be the first to say...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Be safe and happy Ryan...
xooxox
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